The good & bad - cute & ugly
My disposition is generally sweet
My hair is big & poofy.
It’s amazing how much of the battle is simply trying
Well said, sir
amomenttothink:
My story of achieving a dream out of a failure.
In August 2006, I severely broke the humerus bone in my right arm. To give you an idea, it was not a compound fracture, but when I show people the x-rays that is always the first question. ”Bag of bones” is an appropriate descriptor.
After talking…
The bingo wing
Why yes, I did manage to find the most obnoxious wallpaper in the history of obnoxiousness.
It makes my eyes bleed.
But it also makes it impossible for me & the boyfriend to mistake each others’ phone.
Even I don’t know what I’m eating. A prize to the first person to figure it out.
Clearly, it was a very bad idea to leave the breadcrumbs so close to the coffeemaker.
There isn’t nearly enough caffeine in dried bread.
The word ‘fuck’ and its derivatives are said 126 times in this 107-minute film, an average of 1.18 ‘fucks’ per minute.
Source: www.imdb.com and my ears.
Birthday cake? We don’t need no stinkin’ birthday cake.
Birthday toast! Now that’s a win.
| Me: | can you teach me some stuff on Photoshop? |
|---|---|
| Sis: | sure! Like what? |
| Me: | like how to make it go. |
| Sis: | I can do that. Are you using Elements or CS? |
| Me: | WTF did you just ask me? |
| Me: | do you think I'm crazy? |
|---|---|
| Him: | yes. |
| Me: | dang. |
| Him: | but crazy keeps it interesting. |
Two words that sum you up—Bull and Fighter.
Hello new career!
When you think you’re having a crap-tastic day at work, remember this:
YOU didn’t hic-urp in someone’s ear while answering the phone.
